There is a show on TV called The Doctors. Today their show is called, "The Hole Truth" where they will be discussing all of the holes in your body. I don't need that in my morning. If it's not a hole on my head I don't want to discuss it and I especially don't want to watch a TV show about it!
I'm afraid to even go past that channel when I'm looking for something to watch. The last time it was on I caught a show about nipple discharge. With my son. In a waiting room. As you can imagine, we were all squriming until I went up and asked them to change the channel. We happily settled on Sesame Street.
If anything is having discharge or if I have a problem with any of my "holes" I'll talk to my Dr. In private. The way God intended it.