Sunday, April 4, 2010

Dear Wayne Newton,

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Dear Wayne,

Please stop the plastic surgery. We're having trouble making your eyes blink.

Also if you could, lay off the blush.

Sincerely,

Your Face

17 comments:

He & Me + 3 said...

OMGosh...for real? He does not look so good.

Sam said...

LOL!!! Great letter. And all too true. Gosh he looks like a poorly homemade puppet!

Lynnette said...

OMG.....EWWWWWW!

Just Breathe said...

That is so funny! Why not grow old like Tony Bennett and others actually are still very charming.
I'm afraid my Barry Manilow is doing the same thing!

Amy said...

that is wild.. Thanks for stopping by and I am you will be in for the Round Robin. It is going to be fun..

Happy Easter..

Joy said...

...and the eyeliner and the lip gloss.

Jill said...

When you've stretched the face enough so that the skin meets in the back of your head, it's time to move on to another body part for surgery.

Rachael said...

OMG this is hilarious. Poor Wayne. His poor face. What the hell?

slommler said...

ROFL and Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!! All at the same time!! LOL!!
Hugs
SueAnn

Rebecca Jo said...

oh.....my......

sara said...

LOL!!! we were just talking about plastic surgery last night and that if it is so noticeable that you had it...what is the point?!

Queenie Jeannie said...

I'm not sure that's blush.....it's the same orange he's got on his forehead. I think he had an unfortunate accident with cheap bronzing cream......poor Wayne! Perhaps he's been kidnapped by the Snooki slut from Jersey Shore????

A Year on the Grill said...

saw Wayne 20 years ago in Vegas... he looked older then (but still did a great show)

STILLMAGNOLIA said...

The Amazing Plastic Man. His face used to make me feel warm and fuzzy when he sang Scarlet Ribbons...now he scares me.

Jane Anne said...

That is one scary picture.

If you have time today, will you vote for my cousin?

Janna Bee said...

All I can say is YIKES

Emily said...

Too funny Pam! But sad to say too true!

BTW, my hubby went back to work Tuesday!! Thanks for all your wonderful support and much appreciated prayers! :)