Saturday, October 11, 2008

The History Of The Apron


I don’t think our kids know what an apron is.

The principal use of Grandma’s apron was to protect the dress underneath.

Along with that it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven.

It was wonderful for drying children’s tears and on occasion it was even used for cleaning out dirty ears.

From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven.

When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids.

When the weather was cold Grandma wrapped it around her arms.

Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove.

Chips & kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron.

From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls.

In the fall, the apron was used to bring in the apples that had fallen from the trees.

When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprising how much furniture that old apron could dust in a matter of seconds.

When dinner was ready, Grandma walked out onto the porch, waved her apron, and the men knew it was time to come in from the fields to dinner.

It will be a long time before someone invents something that will replace that “old-time apron” that served so many purposes so well.

They would go crazy now trying to figure out how many germs were on that apron, but I don’t think anybody ever got sick from Grandma’s apron.

* My Mom, who grew up in a real farmhouse, passed this on to me. I don't know who wrote it, but they seem pretty wise.

Saturday 9: Return to Sender
1. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? In March when my son Jack went to 6th grade camp.
2. Can you change the oil on a car? No, but I feel confident that if I had instructions I coule do it. I once rotated my own tires just to prove to a boyfriend that I could do it myself!
3. Name three things you have on you at all times. Wedding ring & engagement rings, a ring that Chris gave me when were dating & a necklace that has my great-great grandmother's wedding ring & my dad's baby ring on it.
4. What’s your life motto? Ummm, how about "Oh sh!t!"
5. What’s a word that you say a lot? Frick
6. What were you doing at midnight last night? Reading People magazine in bed.
7. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Where are the tweezers?
8. Who is your worst enemy? The defeatest voice in my own head.
9. What does your watch look like? It looks a lot like my cell phone. I don't have a watch.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Happy Birthday Barry!


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I hope you & Linda have a great day. Look how cute they are!

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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

I May Have To Change Grocery Stores, But I Still Have My Panties

How many people do you know who can say they lost their underwear at the grocery store? Yep, underpants lost at my local Kroger. Now before you start to think that I was getting hinky with the frozen foods guy, let me explain.

I had errands to run so I had to put on real clothes. For those of you who don't know me in person this means actual pants (not sweats or jammie type pants), shirts with no holes & the appropriate undergarments. If I'm at home all day, I cannot vouch for what you will see if you come knocking on my door unexpectedly, but I can assure you that it isn't pretty.

I was at Target looking for some of those new empire-waisted baby doll type tops that are in style right now & flatter my type of figure. You know the body type with extra rolls of fat around the middle & rear, (sorry to have to leave that image in your head.) When I was reaching in my jeans pocket to get out my car keys I thought I felt something in there besides my keys. I dug around & alas, nothing but keys. I hopped in my Mom-mobile (teal colored Ford Windstar mini-van) & ran off to the grocery store.

I got some lettuce from the produce department, started to move on & realized that I needed some fruit so I circled back. Then I saw them. Laying on the tile in the produce department was a pair of my underwear. 

You may wonder how I knew they were mine, but I knew it as well as I know my name. Those were my underpants...laying on the floor...in the middle of the produce department...at my local Kroger. They must have been stuck inside my jeans from the dryer. I quickly walked over to the bread aisle & weighed my choices. These were a favorite pair of mine. The kind that don't wedge into inappropriate places, don't droop, sag or show visible panty lines. I needed to get these underwear back!

I casually walked back to produce noticed that there were several people around, but none of them were near my unders. Luckily I was able to kick them into the organic food department & pick them up without anyone noticing. I hope.

Monday, October 6, 2008



Outside My Window... A grey cool day & a lot of yardwork that I've been ignoring!

I am thinking... About getting back to school after having my gall bladder out.

I am thankful for... A roof over my head & food in my belly.

From the kitchen... Jack want's Spam for dinner, so Spam it is!

I am wearing... Dk. gray fuzzy sweatpants & a longsleeved sage green t-shirt that says "chill".

I am creating...
A new work space.

I am going... Nowhere but to pick up the boys from school later.

I am reading... The Last Of The Husbandmen.

I am hoping... For a windfall.

I am hearing... The cats, Chloe & Moe wrestling & playing chase.

Around the house... Getting my office/school area up to par.

One of my favorite things... Sleeping!

A Few Plans For The Rest Of The Week... Getting caught up on school & lunch with my friend Jan on Wed.

Here is picture thought I am sharing... Chloe making herself at home on Jacks new winter coat.



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Thank you to Peggy at ~The Simple Woman~ for this great daybook idea. You can visit her here http://thesimplewoman.blogspot.com/

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Evil In A Tiny Cup...(tiny spoon included)

Today I found this at the grocery store (ignore the NutriSystem food.)


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Small & quite cute, don't you think?

Look how small it is in my hand.

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See the tiny spoon?

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Something this small couldn't possibly be bad for you right?

Haagen Daz also has turned out these tiny sources of evil. The dulce le leche flavor Haagen Daz was too shy to be photographed. (or it was eaten before I could get the camera, whatever)