Monday, May 18, 2009

I feel a little Naughty...

Heeheehee...

Shhh, don't tell Mimi, but I found the hide-a-key she stashed in the front planter. It was buried 3 inches deep, but that didn't pose a problem for me!

It's So Not Mom-a-licious here! I'm sneaking over from my place to get a break from all the tantrums and food and toy throwing!

I will say that I am a little disappointed. I was hoping to raid the fridge and the pantry. Make myself something to snack on since I don't often get to eat the food on my own plate! But it looks as though her two growing boys beat me to it!

Oh well, now I know what to look forward to as my son begins to grow...a bigger food bill!

Speaking of my son, I don't know where he's picking up the things he is! The other day, after bath time, I had him on the couch neked and was getting ready to cloth him and what not. He decided to look out the window for a minute. Next thing I know he is saying (and I swear this is what it sounded like) "rick, rick, rick" - only let's do letter substitution and replace the R with a D. What?! I know, right? That word is not used in this house by either me or the hubs.

I thought there was no way that he was really saying that. Until he stopped and looked down at himself. Coincidence or daycare faux-pas? It better be a coincidence!

Oskar, I don't want to play fetch right now.

So then a couple of weeks ago, my son was having this phase where he would go grab my shirts out of the laundry or off the hangers and place them on his head, or around his neck like a scarf. Awww, cute sometimes. Until....

One day he had one over his head and was walking backwards saying "Beep, beep, beep". You know that sound trucks make when backing up, but that most people associate with a wide-load backing up. What?! That better be a coincidence or just his favorite word for that day. Why all of a sudden do I feel...well, like a wide-load?

Then, literally two days later, he picked up another shirt. It was clean and so I didn't feel like washing a shirt I hadn't worn yet. This turned into a huge tantrum. He wanted that shirt! Only he wasn't screaming "shirt", he was screaming "blanket! blanket!" What?! Now my clothes are big enough to be his blankets?!

Talk about getting a complex from a two year old!

Well, I have to let the dog out and I want to enjoy kicking my feet up on the coffee table to watch a little The Price is Right before I head back over to my place and back to reality. Now if I can just figure out this dang remote!

Thanks Mimi for letting my come over to hang out! Hope you enjoyed your vacation!



13 comments:

Sticky (a little) said...

I'm here! And I brought pizza, can I hang out with you?

Hey, this place is nice...can I look around a little?

He And Me + 3 said...

Too cute.

Sara said...

My then 2-year-old son would hand me my shirts. Apparently neked mommies are a no-no after a certain age. Good thing he was on that one.

Tooj said...

Blanket...LOL Too funny. Before long, you'll be able to say that to him.

Amy said...

This was so funny and wonderful.

Ann On and On... said...

What a nice place to hang out.... flowers, fun photos and some new friends. Move over- I'm here to relax too. :D Fun post!

Shannon said...

I hate trying to figure out the remote at other people's houses! Makes you feel stupid or something...

Thom said...

Too funny...i enjoyed this :)

Suzi said...

I've got one for ya...my 6 year old discovered the word cock and knows that it can be used to describe his parts. Hmmmmm.....that is all school, the only cocks we refer to are our 2 roosters outside. Gotta love the things they pick up else where.

Sarah said...

I nannied for 4+ years and that little guy had some good ones...most went something like this: "Sarah, my penis is big and I don't want it to be" or "Sarah, look at my penis". Sheesh....hilarious.

Joy said...

LOL! That's some good times you got going there. ;o)

The Rambler said...

no way.

rick?

giggle.

Visiting from my girl So Not Mama-licious. :)

Michaela said...

Came over to visit Mimi and I find my favorite Mom-a-licious mama taking over the place!!
I just want to say I home my little one doesn't get any ideas from your little boy!!