Friday, August 7, 2009

Dear Jon & Kate

Dear Jon & Kate,

Jon, let's start with you. It must be great to have won your balls back in the divorce, but that doesn't mean you immediately have to start a skank collection. If we're being honest here I'm not sure hanging out with "father of the year" Michael Lohan is going over too well either.

In a very short period of time you have managed to take yourself from poor-pitiful, verbally-abused by-his-wife Jon, to I-have-zero-common-sense-and-don't-care-what-my-kids-read-about-me-as-long-as-I'm-gettin'-some Jon. And to think all that time the world thought that Kate was the unstable one.

Kate, I haven't forgotten you. By a stroke of luck you managed to get most of the world to forget that you were a screaming shrew for most of the television show, since you're estranged husband is now acting like a high school senior on spring break. I haven't forgotten and your 8 mealtickets kids probably won't either.

By the way, your hair style is not the new "Rachel". You know, the whole laughing at you, not with you thing. When your hair becomes a Halloween costume, it's time to move on.

And to both of you, turn off the cameras, shut the frick up & try to get these kids through this mess you've both made of their lives!

*I have to add that this letter totally came out after reading this post by my friend Jenn at {delightfully.cliche.}

22 comments:

Meg said...

a-frickin-men. nuff said. :)

blogbrarian said...

You GO, Mimi!! I am SO tired of these two narcissistic clowns. They need to shut those stupid cameras off and get off TV. I refuse to watch them (despite the fact that my 14 year old loves this show). I felt better just reading your post.

He & Me + 3 said...

I don't watch the shows...don't know much about this family...but i do know that what has happened is so sad for the kids.

Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little Boys said...

Being a big J&K fan since the begining means all this crap has been rough for me. I dont want them to divorce, I dont want to see Jon act like a douchebag and I dont want Kate to use her kids as mealtickets. It is sickening. and heartbreaking.
As you can tell, I totally agree with your post.

Eyeglasses & Endzones said...

He and Me told me about your post so I thought I would come over and say hey! Your comment about the Skank has me laughing soo hard. I do not agree with what either of them are doing but isn't it interesting that now Kate and Jon have flipped (out) in their roles. All I have to say is PLEASE PLEASE ship Aiden over to my house. Little guys with glasses melt my heart!!! ;)

Joy said...

Here here! I agree totally. Those poor kids.

Stacey said...

I have also watched the show since it started, and it is so sad what they are doing to these kids!

I love the letter!

Yes, Jon, someday your kids will google you!

Sarah said...

Amen. I used to be Team Jon too but instead now, I shake my head. What a mess. It's just so ironic to me that two people that tried SO hard for children are now failing miserably at raising them. I know, we all think we can do better, but there are a couple of things that I think 90% of America disagrees with (that they're doing)...helps me to be confident with my opinion on this. Those poor little people :(

Kelly's Ideas said...

Very Well Put!!!! I cannot stand these people...
Love,
Kelly
http://www.ivebecomemymother.com

Sarah Brown said...

Amen sister!

The Muser (aka Beautiful Mama) said...

Love this! And love this blog! I just read that a bunch of studies have shown than laughter makes a measurable difference in your health--lowers blood pressure and sorts of stuff. So you're good for my health! :)

Jaime said...

Thanks so much for commenting on my blog! God bless :)

The Muser (aka Beautiful Mama) said...

P.S. I LOVE you blog's subtitle!

Maria said...

I have never watched the show but I am sick to death of hearing about it morning, noon and night. Yikes!! When those kids try to find spouses, they are not going to have much to go by.
Thanks for stopping by my blog!!

THE ACTORS DIET said...

a-men.
thanks for stopping by my blog!

Beth in NC said...

So true. This is incredibly sad. God help and protect the children.

BrnEyedGal said...

Oh I totally agree with everything you said...its just a real shame.

And Jon chasing after all these young college women, one of whom was filmed doing drugs and alcohol for the whole world, and his kids, to see!! NICE.

Jenn said...

I absolutely love your letter!!! You are spot on with your observations too!!! Love this!!!

Queenie Jeannie said...

They are one hot mess aren't they?? I'm proud to say that I have never watched a single episode. I have real issues with parents pimping out their kids for money.

That haircut gives Donald Trump a run for his money on worst "do" EVER!!!!

Abena said...

I am right with you. I used to feel bad for Jon but he is really acting like a kid at spring break as you said. I mean come on, he has 8 kids but got a 2 door car! He's definitely sending out the wrong message.

Yaya said...

Hahaha! Too many good points to mention! Hahaha!

Katie said...

Well said SITSa! I think you spoke for a lot of us!