Dear Jon & Kate

Dear Jon & Kate,

Jon, let's start with you. It must be great to have won your balls back in the divorce, but that doesn't mean you immediately have to start a skank collection. If we're being honest here I'm not sure hanging out with "father of the year" Michael Lohan is going over too well either.

In a very short period of time you have managed to take yourself from poor-pitiful, verbally-abused by-his-wife Jon, to I-have-zero-common-sense-and-don't-care-what-my-kids-read-about-me-as-long-as-I'm-gettin'-some Jon. And to think all that time the world thought that Kate was the unstable one.

Kate, I haven't forgotten you. By a stroke of luck you managed to get most of the world to forget that you were a screaming shrew for most of the television show, since you're estranged husband is now acting like a high school senior on spring break. I haven't forgotten and your 8 mealtickets kids probably won't either.

By the way, your hair style is not the new "Rachel". You know, the whole laughing at you, not with you thing. When your hair becomes a Halloween costume, it's time to move on.

And to both of you, turn off the cameras, shut the frick up & try to get these kids through this mess you've both made of their lives!

*I have to add that this letter totally came out after reading this post by my friend Jenn at {delightfully.cliche.}