Thursday, October 23, 2008

Dear Sasha Fierce,

Dear Ms. Fierce,

I realize that as a star it must be difficult for you to decide what to be called. When one is a fabulous as you are you can't really be limited to one name, like Beyonce. I did want to inquire as to whether or not you considered the name Desperate Annoying? Hmm, did I type that out loud?

I was lucky enough to go to http://whoissashafierce.com/ so I could guess who Sasha Fierce reallly is. The thought of winning a personal message from you, Sasha & a $500 giftbag set me all aquiver. I can only hope that the gift bag contains clothes from Beyonce's 'House of Dereon' clothing line.
These stunning examples have me hoping I will be the lucky woman picked.

Obviously I would be proud to wear these jeans & shoes while I run my daily errands! Nothing says HOT like jeans up to your boobs!

DEREON Pictures, Images and Photos

On days whenputting on a shirt & pants just seems like too much work, I found this lovely jumpsuit. I'm sure to be the star of the PTA meeting in this!

Dereon Pictures, Images and Photos

And finally, for the little ones, there are these adorable outfits. Nothing screams 'great mom' like dressing your daughter up like a street walker.

dereon Pictures, Images and Photos

The read spiked heels on the girl in the red hat would make great church shoes, don't ya thing? By the way did you have your ad people apply those little girls makeup with a trowel? Little girls today really should start looking like a desperate pop star as soon as possible. Woe is me for only giving birth to boys.

Anywho, things have been a little boring around my humble abode. I think I may just go by Trixie Vyxsyn from now on. Now I just have to make mediocre albums and cheap looking clothing & I'll be all set.

Sincerely,

20 comments:

Marcia Wilwerding said...

Just wondering if the outfits above are a backlash against the tummy-bearing fashions we've seen the past few years. Or does she even think that deeply?

gingela5 said...

Yuck on the outfits...and I love, LOVE how the website has a typo on it. "On lucky person will win..." I think they meant ONE! :)

He And Me + 3 said...

Can you say Gross? Those outfits are hidious. Some fashion trends are just worthless.

Cassidy said...

You are cracking me up! I saw Beyonce's little blurb about that and I must say I did a huge eye roll.. and I am wondering what that might do for her career? Is she multiple personalities or what?! LOL

Cass
www.thankfulmommy.com

Suzann @ Lavender and Roses said...

Oh MY! Yikes.

suzi said...

Oh my God, that's the funniest post I've read in a long time. Ha! I am not a fan of Beyonce, and absolutely detest her clothing line. Fantastic!!

April said...

I'm over from SITS! Loved your post...I needed a good laugh this morning! Those outfits are something else!

TMI said...

Visiting from SITS. Loved this post! I didn't know they made clothes that ugly. Ugh!!!

Brenda Jean said...

I saw her new video and the name of album and all that came to my mind is "What the...". You've answered all my questions so now I will not have to look it up. Thanks for sparing me because that would have put me over the edge. Geesh, who the heck dresses their kid like that? In real life?

Junita said...

LOL - Unfortunately I hope my ex sister-in-law doesn't find out about that clothes line, my 7 yr old niece could use those red shoes to compliment he already "mature" look.

Heather A@desertnightcreations.com said...

JUst... OH MAH GAWD! I had no idea that she designed clothes too.. wow.. just... wow... HIlarious post!

littleeverydaythings said...

I know, it just seems like a desperate gimmick to me. Plus, these clothes are hideous. Maybe I'm just to old to appreciate them ;) Funny post! Found you on SITS.

Laura Ingalls Gunn said...

I'm cracking up!

Tiffany said...

Okay, that jumpsuit and your PTA comment has me rolling.

Great letter.

Wanda said...

Vicki Courtney calls that toddler line....the Prostitot line of clothing.

It's disgusting!

Poor world! It's gone mad crazy!

angie said...

Heels?! Are they crazy?!

flickrlovr said...

Bwahahaha-hilarious post. I was totally going to write about Beyonce and her new album today too. You beat me too it-snap!

Love the 'Prostitot' comment ;)
Here from SITS, definitely adding you to mah blogroll!

Karin Katherine said...

oh my that was some good snark!

Monogramchick said...

seriously funny stuff! you are SO RIGHT! i loved every word :)

Rachael said...

Oh my God. I just can't even believe that people dress their children or themselves that way.