Thursday, December 4, 2008

Words You Don't Want To Hear...

Any of you who pay attention to my blog know that things have been a little sucky in Mimi-ville this week. Since this trend is continuing I thought I would just fill you in on a few things you don't want to hear.

If you or someone you love is at an emergency room you do not want to hear the words "fecal impaction." This will put an immediate halt on any Christmas cheer you may have been harboring, trust.

If you are looking up a movie that your ex-husband, affectionately known as Ass Hat, took your 16 year old son to see you do not want to read words like "a man & a woman have anal sex...feces splatter onto the cameraman's face", or "A woman removes her panties...blows bubbles from an orifice". These are only 2 examples of the myriad of sins in this movies description. Obviously poor Ass Hat had no idea that this would be a poor movie choice. The title "Zach & Miri Make a Porno" really gives nothing away about the storyline.

When you are suffering from a 2nd degree burn & you have run out of narcotic pain killers you do not want to hear the words, "Dr. Mouiuuoiyae (not his real name, but it is made up almost entirely of vowels) can't squeeze you in until Friday morning!

I have to close now. I have to go pick up 16 yr. old from school & go to family court with Ass Hat. He's not quite sure why I don't want him to spend extra time with our 13 yr. old. After all 16 was 14 years old before Ass Hat gave him alcohol for the first time. 13 still has at least 6 more months. If there was ever a day I needed narcotic pain killers, today is right up there.

3 comments:

Jenn said...

I'm praying for you today, and I promise I would send you vicodin if I had some!!!

He And Me + 3 said...

Mimi,

I am praying for you. Today. Please feel better & know that God is in control even when our lives feel out of control. Hope the weekend is better.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea what to say - this person (your ex - and I use the word person to be "nice") must be brain dead - truly brain dead. I just don't understand why the court continues to allow this to go on. Its almost as if they are saying this is the way a "father" is to act. What is this saying to your sons? I sure hope that someone finally wakes up and realizes that your sons should not be seeing Ass Hat unless it is supervised.

Good luck today. And hopefully the hand will heal quickly.

Kat (kathie1126)