After laughing along
at with my friend Mimi on Not Me Monday, I decided to play along.
It was totally not me who was rushing my hubby & kids out the door this morning so I could have my house back after vacation.
It was not me who ignored the dishes, laundry & construction mess to take a long, hot, soak in my new tub after they left.
It was not me who chastised my husband for not getting his clothes ready last night so he wasn't running around like a chicken with his head cut off this morning, when I was totally not trying to get him out of my house.
It was not me who burst out laughing when I made the crude remark "I'll be helping Chris (my hubby) screw" in front of my teenage sons, possibly causing them to need therapy.
It was also not me who laughed when I ended up punting one of my kitties who didn't get out of my way fast enough. No animal lover would laugh at that.
It was not me who pouted a little bit last night because I didn't get to spend any quality time with my hubby on his last weekend of vacation. No one who's husband was working his hardest trying to give his wife a beautiful new bathroom would be selfish enough to pout about something about that.
Anything you didn't do that you care to share?
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