Thursday, January 8, 2009

"You'll Be Like The 500 Pound Women"

Let's file this under things a husband should not say to a chubby wife, shall we?

Due to our bathroom remodel (that will hopefully be done by 2010), we have had to sleep on the fold out bed on our sunporch. The plumbing access to our bathtub is in our bedroom closet, so all of the closet things are on our bed.

Tonight Chris cleared off our bed & I was saying that I would miss sleeping here on our sunporch. It's where I spend almost all of my time here during the day so it was kind of cozy to sleep here too. Then he said it.

Chris, "You'll end up like one of those 500 lb. women."

Me, jaw hanging open...

Chris, "Well, I mean, you'll just stay in the bed down here, using your computer, eating all of your meals here..."

Me, eyes of death, boring into Chris.

Chris, "Well you know..."

Me, "You should really stop talking now."

Chris, "I'll just stop talking now."

Are they really that obtuse??

7 comments:

Lynnette said...

I'm right there with you...men are clueless!

Kat said...

Unfortunately YES they really are that obtuse. But we love them anyway.

He And Me + 3 said...

Totally that cereal commercial...too funny. You are cracking me up. We so have to get together.

Named Alicia said...

ROTFLOL!!!!! Too funny!!!! What was he thinking?!?!

Thanks for the laugh tonight my friend! I needed it!

Cheryl said...

Geez...I'd be doing the stare of death...lol.

Denise said...

ROFL....guys are clueless!

~TAMY 3 Sides of Crazy~ said...

LOL yes sometimes they are! Reminds me of that cheerios commercial, the box says stop talking now...